hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

(via trolling-potato)


person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me: nope
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

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riddlemetom:

Overheard in the halls of Hogwarts [2/4] inspired by x

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whynotkillthemessenger:

when a bird wakes me up in the morning

whynotkillthemessenger:

when a bird wakes me up in the morning

(via trolling-potato)


cleozora:

Another Bad Wolf..

(via doctorwho)


alpacalypse:

what can i be for halloween which is sexy AND hilarious at the same time…

image

image

image

myself

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basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

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